Vitali is a force of nature; a 6,000 year old monster born in the ancient land of "Monstrovia" and possessed of a boundless energy. His excitement and positivity is contagious, so he's especially good for someone you want to cheer up.
(Enter the information about your recipient at checkout. All Telegrams are 1-2 minutes. Please allow for 2-3 days delivery. Rush orders are +$10 and will be ready next day.)
Your Puppet Telegram is not made public, and you can make it as wholesome or as edgy as you'd like, depending on your recipient. It must always be good-natured, however, and never used as a means of serious ridicule. But you already knew that!