Puppet Telegram - From "Murphy"
Murphy is Vitali's brother. His greatest trick is breathing fire, and his most adorable quality is his underbite. He is actually quite sophisticated, and is a bit like that history professor who doesn't know he's funny.
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Your Puppet Telegram is not made public, and you can make it as wholesome or as edgy as you'd like, depending on your recipient. It must always be good-natured, however, and never used as a means of serious ridicule. But you already knew that!